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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

8:00PM - The ultimate hipster shoe?

New Balance has released a limited Joy Division tribute trainers. They're white and grey featuring Joy Division’s first album cover graphics on the tongue and insole.

title or description

I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Ian Curtis wanted, guys.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

7:10PM

I can't believe I didn't post this here earlier:


http://www.hipsterotica.com

EDIT: lol, I have the dumb. the link works now.

2:19AM - hipster haiku!

apparently, there's an entire book of them.


In the dirty bar,
at midnight, we forgo Pabst.
Coke drifts like new snow.

I'm rolling my eyes
at your Brooklyn Heights brownstone.
iPod: Wolfmother

I have a beer gut
How, then, will I catch her eye?
Indie rock haircut

http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway/hipsterhaiku/goodhaiku.html

Current mood: giggly

Sunday, July 30, 2006

12:23AM

Oh Craigslist.

Boy with Shaggy Hair at Pitchfork - w4m - 26

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Reply to: pers-187932700@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-29, 10:59PM CDT


I saw you at Pitchfork standing in line for beer tickets. We caught each other's eyes and then acted very interested in the trees and the ground. Wish we would have said something to one another:"Did you like Art Brut?" perhaps. Me: oversized sunglasses, striped Urban Outfitters shirt, lots of long necklaces, skirt, dirty chuck tailors, short messy wavy hair in pigtails, lots of bangs. You: dark shaggy hair, dark frame glasses, rolled up jeans, dark socks, plaid button down, smoking American Spirits. Let's get coffee at Filter or some PBRs at Gold Star sometime?


this is in or around Union Park/Pitchfork

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



I was there, that was pretty much the ENTIRE CROWD. Yay scenesters!

Friday, March 17, 2006

10:40AM

LCD Soundsystem on the scene.

Losing My EdgeCollapse )

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

5:56PM

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED TO radio_therapy

How long has that been gone?

Also, about the scenester gang, I haven't been able to find the myspaceses yet but will report eventually because I am slightly obsessed with them.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

7:53PM

Something Awful's: The Field Guide to North American Hipsters, Vol. II

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3585

I love "kids these days"..its LOLZ because its so true in every way

ok enjoy!

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

5:29PM - har harrrr

i just pretty much stole this from my friend's journal.
if it's been posted, SORRYYYY for being slow.

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2:43PM

I just read this, sorry if it's old

Q: How many scenesters/indie kids/etc does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 9, one to do it and 8 to say they did it first
or
A: You don't know?

Saturday, January 28, 2006

1:10AM - This is possibly the best thing I've heard ever.

So a month or two ago I was at a friend's party here in Chicago that ended badly when a group of highschool age scenesters started a lot of physical violence.

Just now, I learn that a friend of mine at the party found their myspace pages, and they're all members of a "punk" skinheadish gang called the 77. They're all from the suburbs and their "leader" is from Elmhurst.

It's a goddamn SCENESTER GANG

A

SCENESTER

GANG



THOUGHTS? CONFIRM/DENY??

Monday, January 16, 2006

11:10PM



Lol San Diego punkrockcore!

EDIT In case you can't see, it says E R CENE ON THE GREEN (ERC is my college name ho ho ho play on words how Myspace)

Friday, January 13, 2006

6:14PM - omgz!!

so i thought i'd share with you my day today of all these hardcore kids i sat with while i waited for my sister earlier today!

so i was sitting with my friend janelle and we were just talking and minding our own business. unfortunately, one of her friends are hardcore and stuff like that! so we sit and talk with her friend jody whose friends with these 2 girls named amber and amber. yeah, they're both named amber! anyway, they're freshmen but jody isn't and is just sitting there with them. so as we mind our own business for awhile, these 2 ambers are like,

"yeah, so i made out with this girl at my church! i actually made out with 3 girls! no wait, actually it was 4! omg! too bad i couldn't do anything more because like, it was church and stuff! lolz!"

and so the other amber goes and says "well, i only made out with a couple of girls, but whatever!"

and amber #1 is like "omg, you look so hawt today! i just wanna kiss you! *kissed her* omg you taste so good!"
and amber #2 is like "omg lemme kiss you too!!!! you're so hawt!" then she kisses her and my friend janelle and i are just like... "wtf."

i hate these poser ass bitches who think it's so fucking cool to be bisexual or lesbian. i mean, you fucking do it because it's natural, NOT because it's a trend to be a fucking queer or whatever. i mean, ever since when was it so hardcore or scene to be so bi or lesbian? literally, there are people who are born that way, who just can't help but looking at the same sex.

and then later amber #2 brings up this girl named yvonne that i hate so much with all my guts and nerves, intestines and other shit like that, and i tell her that i hate her so much i think she's ugly because i hate her (long story), and then she goes "she's not ugly, in fact, she's pretty hawt! lolz she's in my PE class. she's actually hella hawt! lolzzz" and i go, "i think not." and i turn away and stare at my friend and pretty much talked shit about those 2 ambers for a long time.

and then later, amber #1 talks about how she was cutting herself this morning because she promised amber #2 that she would engrave "amber + amber = l♥ve" and they were talking about how they cut themselves and how much they like the pain and that it doesn't hurt as much as it did before! and then #2 shows #1 her cuts and talks about how she likes the really deep feeling of the blade and how she loves it when it scars.

OK WELL I'M PRETTY PISSED THAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT REALLY EXIST BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDS WHO THINK THEY'RE SO HARDCORE AND SCENE THAT CUTTING IS FUN AND BEING BISEXUAL IS A HAWT TREND!!!!

ok so it's not really scene but it's fucking hardcore.
HARDCORE LOSERS!!!

and trust me, it ain't no depression. it fucking ain't no depression. i don't care about how "EMO" they are, they're fucking stupid, not nuts, not crazy, they're fucking trendy fucks who are STUPID.

edit: I FOUND THIS PICTURE ON MYSPACE ON ONE OF THOSE AMBER GIRLS OMG THEY'RE SO STUPID!!

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OK SO IT DOESN'T SAY = L♥VE BUT LIKE WHATEVER IT'S STILL PRETTY STUPID AND UGLY AND UGH I WANNA SLIT THERE BITCH ASS THROATS!

Sunday, January 8, 2006

1:40PM

oh, god, PLEASE no. NO.

thats just horrible.
LOLZ.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

4:14PM - you know you're at a scene gig when...

you buy t-shirts and the bag they put it in says 'myspace.com'

A few months ago I went to the Killers (I know, unscene!) concert. The Arcade Fire and Modest Mouse played as well as some other bands. All these scene kids were hardcore dancing to...

THE KILLERS </s>

um...retarded?

I bet you slit your wrists to all these things that I've done because it moves you.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

11:35PM

LOL.

(Related enough, & it brought me laughs).

Friday, December 23, 2005

2:16PM

k, so i drew a picture of a scenester on an oekaki a while ago.

TADA.


pleased to say, there were quite a few scenesters signed up on that oekaki board.
they didn't like my artwork very much.
but i knew you guys would enjoy it.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

6:05PM

I was just talking to my friend online:
opezogrlo: laura met this guy and they ended up making out
opezogrlo: so he was leaving or whatever so she walked him out
CZio83: uh huh
opezogrlo: and instead of asking for her number, he asked her if she was on myspace


I need more scenester lolz people, I love this place

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

12:03AM

SO. I saw Big City Rock/Giant Drag/The Like tonight.. And, of course, since the Like's been in like every teen fashion magazine because they dress cute la la la, it was like scene parade, srsly haha. What was the point of this. Oh yeah!!

At the Glass House in Pomona, the restrooms are in the back room where all the gear setup is, but the bands are usually in this other room with like the security dudes watching them, right? Still, scenesterz are like bending themselves over backwards to try and sneak in and become best friends with Charlotte Froom or whateverhername is!! Really! It was great.

Oh yeahhh, and at Limbeck/Melee a few weeks ago, I kid you not, girls were Myspace picturing themselves and the band.. and the one taking the picture kept hitting this one kid in the head with her elbow. Like five times! I was hoping for a scene battle but to no avail :(

Okay end of tonight's saga it's sooo goddamned cold bye~

Current mood: I can't spell romaji for crap!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

12:24PM

Something Awful's Field Guide to North American Hipsters, Vol. 1.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

2:45PM

My Chemical Romance action figures are to be available from next month. Manufactured by SEG Toys, the figures are nearly five inches tall, and have 16 points of articulation. Each member is sold separately, and comes with a red handgun plus a coffin.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Starstore_Catalogue_MY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCE_ACTION_FIGURES_5836.html


hahahaha

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